postcards from yo momma

Postcards From Yo Momma:

Cannot read any of your plans on the computer..they're too smalllllllllllllllll!!I figure I better get desent on the comp. for [your sister and brother-in-law]. So, you’re my ginny pig (how do you spell that?)

Let’s pick a time before dad and I go to Alaska…… why the fuck are we going there?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, I’m sorta sure you’re going to be schocked by this message, but I realy used to type 65 words a second, also sit on my boss’s lap and eat pizza during the slowest stock market period in time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Love and kisses,
Mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm